Week 6 Recap

#1 Barifinkle/Team Sit on My Face 51 - #16 Supreme Court 10
IT WAS OVER WHEN...	PLAYOFF CHANCES	QUOTE
John Secaras started taking shots at Martin Gilvarg. Charlie Gilvarg responded with a swift kick to the groin. Gilvarg, Healy, Murnighan all scored in double figures for Team Sit on My Face.	Barifinkle at 5-0 clinces their spot in the A bracket, and will be looking at a top seed, with just McGarry Dangles and Mallard Magic left. They should finish 7-0, good enough for a top seed. Supreme Court drops to 1-5, and is out of the playoff hunt.	"Gilvarg and Secaras. After school in the cafeteria right now. Tell them Phil Zmijewski sent you" - Conor Healy
Up Next: Barifinkle vs McGarry Dangles. Supreme Court vs. AD.

#2 The Express 32 - #8 Medieval Times 24 (OT)
IT WAS OVER WHEN...	PLAYOFF CHANCES/MVP	QUOTE
Mike Hermanson secured an offensive rebound after a missed 1 and 1 attempt with The Express up 3. Hermanson then stole the ball from Joey Madej with The Express up 4, and a John Haller alley-oop to Tim Denenberg sealed the deal for The Express. It was tight the whole way, with free throws making the difference in this one. In the extra period, Medieval Times was 0-4 from the line, and neither team was above 50% in regulation.	The Express move to 6-0 while Medieval Times goes to 3-3. The Express has Coot's Coot and Tallula left. If they can get through both those games, they'll get a top seed like Barifinkle. Medieval Times has Phase 4 and Supreme Court left, which should be two wins. At 5-3, they'll make the A Bracket. Matt Haller gets MVP in this one after going 4 of 4 from the line in the extra period, and making some clutch ones in regulation.	"That was clean" - The refs, after nearly every shot. The game was very physical.
Up Next: Express vs. Coot's Coot. Medieval Times vs. Phase 4.

#3 Theo 25 - #5 Ortega 24
IT WAS OVER WHEN...	PLAYOFF CHANCES/MVP	QUOTE
Walt Lyon led a ferocious Theo run, down 20-14 with just 5 minutes left. Lyon scored 10 of Theo's last 11 points. It was a very physical game, with Lyon getting an intentional foul, and Charlie Polan tackling Ben Morton.	Theo is now 5-0, and has to play Off In The Woods and AD. Off In The Woods should be an easy win, but AD will be a great game. Theo is clinched however, with 5 wins. At 4-2, Ortega has Mallard Magic and The Bomb Squad left, two potential losses. Although it's improbable they'll lose out, 4-4 may not cut it. Give Walt Lyon game MVP.	"Morton is a fag" - Team Theo
Up Next: Theo vs. Off In The Woods. Ortega vs. Mallard Magic.

#4 The Bomb Squad 37 - #9 Re-Elect Judge Jim Wascher 30
IT WAS OVER WHEN...	PLAYOFF CHANCES/MVP	QUOTE
Henry Perry intentionally fouled Jeff Dsida at the end of the first half. It gave The Bomb Squad a 5 point lead that they would never relinquish. They ran into Matt Traub on the wrong night, with Traub shooting 9-11 for 19 points.	The Bomb Squad move to 5-1 while Judge Jim slips to 4-2. Judge Jim has Boo Radley and NWA left. They should make it at 4-4, but a win over NWA will guarantee them a spot in the A Bracket. The Bomb Squad clinches and looks to win their last two against Hank Mardukas and Ortega for a better seed. Game MVP goes to Traub.	"Great reffing" - Jeff Dsida. Overall the quality of the refs has been noticeably worse this year.
Up Next: Bomb Squad vs. Hank Mardukas. Judge Jim vs. Boo Radley. #6 AD 51 - #12 McGarry Dangles Inc. 30 IT WAS OVER WHEN... PLAYOFF CHANCES/MVP QUOTE Miles Lashley stepped in the gym. Lashley destroyed McGarry Dangles, who watched their A Bracket dreams float out the door. AD moves to 4-1, and because they had a bye, clinch a winning record (at least 4-3), and secure a spot in the playoffs. They have to play Supreme Court and Theo the last two weeks, but will probably be in the 5-7 seed range. At 2-4 with Barifinkle next week, McGarry Dangles is eliminated from the playoff picture. Lashley gets game MVP. "We got f***ing destroyed" - Danny Douaire Up Next: AD vs. Supreme Court. McGarry Dangles vs. Barifinkle. #10 Mallard Magic 38 - #18 Off In The Woods 28 IT WAS OVER WHEN... PLAYOFF CHANCES/MVP QUOTE Ryder Borre scored the first 2 points of the game and of his season in the first minute. It wasn't a good omen for Off In The Woods. Mallard Magic moves to 4-1, and have Ortega and Barifinkle left. Even 2 losses will give them a playoff berth at 4-3, something they could not secure last year as Team Brown. Ryder Borre is game MVP. "At least Porter didn't have a seizure like the last time I played him" - Connor Murphy Up Next: Mallard Magic vs. Ortega. Off In The Woods vs. Theo. #11 Boo Radley and Friends 37 - #19 Hank Mardukas 28 IT WAS OVER WHEN... PLAYOFF CHANCES/MVP QUOTE Spencer Levin keyed a Boo Radley run to stretch their lead from 1 for most of the game to the final margin of 9. Hank Mardukas has shown they can hang with some tough teams, but that first win still eludes them. Hank Mardukas is out. At 3-3, Boo Radley still has hope. They have to play Judge Jim and Off In The Woods. If they win one, they'll need help to get in at 4-4. If they win both, they'll be in at 5-3. 4-4 may get in, but there's no way of knowing. Give Spencer Levin MVP. "Hey McGowan, you're a little bitch" - Mikey Ahern to Danny McGowan. Hank Mardukas doesn't have the greatest team chemistry. Up Next: Boo Radley vs. Judge Jim. Hank Mardukas vs. Bomb Squad. #13 The Bullets 45 - #17 NWA 34 IT WAS OVER WHEN... PLAYOFF CHANCES/MVP QUOTE Robert Gorodetsky, Ben Levine, and Henry Werner showed NWA what fundamentally sound shooting was all about. Gorodetsky had 22 while Werner had 10. The Bullets move to 2-4, and have a bye week next week. That means they can't get to .500, and will be in the B Bracket. NWA is 0-5, and will be in the B Bracket as well. "Yo, honestly, Ben Brust isn't that good of a shooter. I don't know how he's going to Iowa" - Robert Gorodetsky Up Next: Bullets vs. BYE. NWA vs. Tallula. #14 Coot's Coot 36 - #15 Phase 4 31 IT WAS OVER WHEN... PLAYOFF CHANCES/MVP QUOTE Phase 4 couldn't match the intensity of Coot's Coot. Coot's Coot had all the momentum at the end, chanting, screaming and doing anything they could to stop Phase 4. Coot's Coot moves to 2-4, with The Express and McGarry Dangles left. That means at least one loss, and they will be in the B Bracket. Phase 4 slips to 1-5, and will be in the B bracket as well. Joe Boehrer was game MVP. "A rough tough loss but how about them BULLS" - Sam Shapiro Up Next: Coot's Coot vs. The Express. Phase 4 vs. Medieval Times.